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Post by Tymishu on Jul 16, 2011 19:42:24 GMT -5
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Post by somethinghairy82 on Jul 16, 2011 19:51:59 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300] YES!!!![/glow] ;D
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Post by somethinghairy82 on Jul 17, 2011 19:18:17 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Dear Chewy,First off its been so long,And I wanted to tell you I missed you stud,After that night of ruffing strippers I never herd from you again? anyways my question is do you think its wrong that I want to trip old people? and if so why? [/glow]  |
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Post by dirkdallywagger on Jul 17, 2011 22:07:12 GMT -5
Dear Chewy
It seems as time goes on, sex becomes less and less frequent with my partner. I try and do the right things.......sensual touching, little kisses behind the ears, slight tickling of the feet, lightly caressing of the buttocks etc.......but nothing! There's no response whatsoever from him. I don't have this problem with Julie......so.......help Chewy! HELP!
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Post by Tymishu on Jul 17, 2011 22:34:26 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Dear Chewy,First off its been so long,And I wanted to tell you I missed you stud,After that night of ruffing strippers I never herd from you again? anyways my question is do you think its wrong that I want to trip old people? and if so why? [/glow]  - Chewy has been busy trying to get rid of this infection that he got while visiting Vegas. I went home with a hooker, and the next day I was bald! My entire body from head to toe! Needless to say this was very embarrassing considering that I am known as a fur covered creature. So I went into seclusion until every inch of hair grew back! To your question. The elderly are here for our collective entertainment. If you want to trip one? Fine. You can also shove, push, smack, beat...etc. Pretty much anything your heart desires. Look...they're about to die anyways, most of them feel useless and by knocking one down? It lets them know that they are still needed. Most of them have no families because they dropped them off in the middle of nowhere in some retirement home. Tripping them is like two young people giving each other a high five. So trip away my friend! |
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Post by Tymishu on Jul 17, 2011 22:41:41 GMT -5
Dear Chewy It seems as time goes on, sex becomes less and less frequent with my partner. I try and do the right things.......sensual touching, little kisses behind the ears, slight tickling of the feet, lightly caressing of the buttocks etc.......but nothing! There's no response whatsoever from him. I don't have this problem with Julie......so.......help Chewy! HELP!  - Try to be more manly towards him. You can't expect the same results from him as you do from Julie. Instead of sensual touching? Try smacking the living shit out of him...wherever you want! Instead of little kisses behind the ear? Lick the side of his face! Lightly caressing the buttocks? Are we fucking kidding here? If you're around his ass, and you want sex? Jam your cock in there! There's no time to caress! If you're in that vicinity? You either should be rimming him or slapping your balls against his taint, gooch...whatever the fuck they call it nowadays! Bottom line? Stop playing around and treat that man like a man. |
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Post by somethinghairy82 on Jul 18, 2011 12:53:59 GMT -5
Do you think Lady Gaga has a penis?  |
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Post by STEVE on Jul 18, 2011 18:52:01 GMT -5
HEY CHEWY ! DO YOU THINK LADY GAGA AND MARYLIN MANSON MAKE CUTE COUPLE AND LOVELY KIDS ? |
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Post by somethinghairy82 on Jul 18, 2011 20:08:54 GMT -5
Lady Gaga is Marilyn Manson ;D
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Post by Tymishu on Jul 18, 2011 20:51:04 GMT -5
 - Good ol' Lady Gaga! To answer your questions. NO! She is not Marilyn Manson. Although the similarities can be overwhelming. As far as her having a cock? She has neither! She was anatomically impaired as a Ken doll! |
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Post by reelscreams on Jul 25, 2011 14:41:17 GMT -5
I can't ask this anywhere else so I'm asking Chewy (and whoever else wants to partake) Is there a workaround for dating an ex's friend? Not just a fling, hoping for something serious. Little history: Me and this chick (my ex) dated like 6-8 years ago for about a month or two. We had sexual relations  (giggity giggity). I ended it because she was obviously just using me for nonsense like rides everywhere and I'm pretty sure she was still dating her ex behind my back. Can I date her friend without coming off as a dicknose? |
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Post by Tymishu on Jul 25, 2011 15:43:22 GMT -5
I can't ask this anywhere else so I'm asking Chewy (and whoever else wants to partake) Is there a workaround for dating an ex's friend? Not just a fling, hoping for something serious. Little history: Me and this chick (my ex) dated like 6-8 years ago for about a month or two. We had sexual relations (giggity giggity). I ended it because she was obviously just using me for nonsense like rides everywhere and I'm pretty sure she was still dating her ex behind my back. Can I date her friend without coming off as a dicknose?  - Well RM, in my experience? Fuck feelings! She went behind your back...spreading more than her love around...she obviously didn't have your feelings in mind while she was getting piledrived...so do what you have got to do Mancino! Spread your love to her friend and some on here chest, face and mouth too! |
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Post by somethinghairy82 on Jul 25, 2011 19:20:23 GMT -5
If I rub an Indian do I get 3 wishes?
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Post by Tymishu on Jul 25, 2011 19:25:29 GMT -5
If I rub an Indian do I get 3 wishes?  - It all depends on how you rub them! If you rub them the right way? You might get more than 3 wishes. If you rub them the wrong way? I'm pretty sure they'll beat the living shit out of you. |
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Post by reelscreams on Jul 26, 2011 2:23:14 GMT -5
That right there sums it all up for me. You're always right almighty Chewy.   |
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